With humor about insomnia. Anecdotes, aphorisms, funny stories. Jokes about insomnia

Love helps to kill time, time helps to kill love, and only sleep can kill both!

Sleep statuses. Sleep, probably, is in the first place among mankind. After all, even a few days you can live without food or water, but without sleep it is almost impossible. That's why statuses about sleep so popular. Although for the most part statuses about sleep come down to how it is lacking. But nonetheless statuses about sad sleep practically none - for the most part it's all the same statuses about sleep are funny, statuses about sleep are cool or even statuses about sleep and love.

Statuses about sleep and Love:

Love helps to kill time, time helps to kill love, and only sleep can kill both ©

Sleep is better than sex, because in order to get a good night's sleep, unlike sex, you don't need a good partner! ©

I believe that Sleep is also part of women's housework ... ©

I can't get out of bed - my pillow and blanket accepted me into their family and I just can't fool them!

I love our relationship ... with the bed - we sleep so well together and most importantly, no obligations !!!

Waking up is when you try to find your jeans among the products in the refrigerator. And with a hangover - this is when you still find them there!

The analysis showed that insomnia is the main source of questionable links in your Internet browser…

The wise say "you must follow your dreams". Tried many times. But, all my dreams usually lead me back to bed!

I can give and sacrifice everything except 10 minutes of sleep on a Monday morning…©

Today I woke up, looked that the Earth is not threatened global catastrophes, and went to bed further - my help is not required yet ... until Monday.

When I hear the sound of the alarm clock in the morning, it seems to me that they shot at me, which is why I lie like a dead woman for so long!

Sleep is my drug, bed is my dealer, alarms are the fucking police!

Sleep statuses:

I covered myself with a blanket - it's too hot. Opened - too cold. One leg outside is perfect!

I wake up in the morning, I tell myself that I will do something important today. Then the inner voice says - “Good joke! Sleep, come on!"

An extra 10 minutes of sleep in the morning is worth an hour on the Internet in the evening! ©

In the evening everyone goes to bed with a firm promise and confidence to change their Life, and in the morning they wake up with confidence and a soft promise to do it, but Tomorrow… ©

The most insoluble problem in Life is not how to live on, but the fact that one pillow is too low, and two is too high!!!

If your relationship with ... sleep is also dear to you, click "like" and let you dream of happiness!

This status is dedicated to those who like to fall asleep with headphones to the music.

I'll kiss you good night on your forehead, saying, "Good night, my f*cking fuck!"

Instead of a wish Good night and now I only hear sweet dreams from my mother: “Come on, get out from behind the computer!”

Waking up in a cold sweat and screaming, to my mother’s question: “What kind of terrible dream did you have?” I quietly answer: “September 1…”

Best Status:
Another sign of love: you fall asleep only after his kiss and warm words.

It infuriates me alone when you have a wonderful dream that you would like to experience in reality, but when you wake up, you realize with annoyance that it was only a dream ...

It is familiar when an annoying alarm clock interrupts such beautiful dream at the denouement itself, and now you have to invent a sequel yourself, and then you don’t remember whether you dreamed it or not?

While I sleep, be afraid of my sleep!

Do you want to sleep? Then have time to go to bed not on the day of the rise.

Should I take a walk into someone's dream and play pranks there?

Dreams that you so want to translate into reality and it's so hard to say goodbye ...

Or maybe it's just a bad dream, not a cruel reality?

Good night, orange dreams with a pinch of cinnamon.

A person spends 30% of his life in sleep. The remaining 70% he wants to sleep. 🙂

We are woven from the fabric of our dreams.

If it were possible to sleep off death in installments! – Stanislav Jerzy Lec

Everyone sees dreams, but not everyone is asleep at this time.

Once he dreamed of Linda Lee, and then for a long time he could not understand who she was and what she meant to him. And when he remembered, he connected to the matrix and worked for nine hours.

Sleep is the only free pleasure we have left.

I always wanted to know what the blind see in their dreams.

He closed his eyes - like you were sleeping. He opened his eyes - he wanted to sleep. He closed one eye - perfect.

If dreams continued each other, oh, how much alimony would have to be paid! – Stanislav Jerzy Lec

If you pinch yourself and the vision doesn't go away, pinch the vision. – Gennady Malkin

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions.

A man should sleep four hours, a woman six; only children and stuffed fools sleep for more than six hours.

Dreams are a grandiose series of the subconscious. – Wanda Blonsky

It's easier for me not to go to bed at all than to get up early in the morning.

Tomorrow I’ll definitely go to bed earlier ... maybe ... no, at first I’ll sit in contact ...

Food should be simple. Sleep well for seven to eight hours, if you want so much, sleep with open windows. Get up early, work hard, very hard. This will not hurt anyone, because it will create good spirits, and the spirit, in turn, will take care of the fate of the body. Don't stay up late. After all, what is so valuable in secular life that you neglect a pillow in order to stay awake until early morning!

Sleeping on the same bed, dream different dreams.

Nothing extra. Early to bed and early to rise - that's what makes a person healthy, rich and smart.

Sleep soon, someone else needs your pillow. – Mikhail Zoshchenko

I want to touch you,” I repeated. You will ruin everything, - she was frightened. - The touch will wake us up and we won't meet again. “Not likely,” I said. - You just need to put your head on the pillow, and we'll see each other again

In the mornings, all girls are divided into three types: 1. I'll sleep better and not put on makeup; 2. I'd rather eat and not make up; 3. I’d rather not sleep and eat, but I’ll put on makeup)))

If dreams came true, there would be more happy ones.

I dreamed about you today. -Yes? and what did I do? - You even lost your sleep.

Nothing keeps you awake at night like an unsolved mystery.

We die every evening. But we are the dead, endowed with memory. – Jose Cabanis

When I can't sleep, I count to 5, and sometimes to half past five.

Truth of life: Most, when they go to bed, cover themselves with a blanket so that even the heel does not stick out, because if even a centimeter of the body sticks out, then someone will grab you from under the bed, drag you away and eat you.

I don't sleep, I don't... don't... n.. ZzZzz Zzz ZzZzz

Do not yell, do not run around the network! Do not write loudly! And you, too, go to sleep, stop reading the statuses !!!)))

If you don’t dream, then you have everything. – Kirill Kyudov

Happiness is when they straighten your blanket at night and kiss you on the cheek, thinking that you are sleeping.

I'm dreaming now, Joey. And you can't even imagine how beautiful they are.

As you know, a person spends a third of his life in a dream. At this time, the body rests and our subconscious turns on. AT given state the brain appears incredible abilities that are not subject to the body in the waking state. it physiological process, during which brain activity and communication with the outside world is markedly reduced. This ability is possessed by mammals, fish, birds, some other animals and even insects.

I’m sleeping ... I’ll wake up from the kiss of the handsome prince ... I’ll probably sleep forever ...

Sophie and I slept that night for 10 years. And in the morning everything became much more serious.

How tired I am of seeing our kiss only in a dream ...

The only thing in this life that really occupies me is sleep. I like to sleep as long as I can.

The wind raged, tossed and grabbed the intoxicating smoke that swirled around the arrow. This smoke put me to sleep as easily and gently as a pearl appears in an oyster shell.

There are two lessons of death: time before birth and sleep.

I dreamed today weird dream. From the moment I wake up, I dream of returning to it, but I don’t know why or how to do it. I would like to see you again, where you are now.

... but did the sleeping beauty want to wake up? Wasn't she happier in the dream?... In the dream, no one will hurt you and many times you can go back and start over. In reality, this does not happen. Reality always betrays dreams.

Not to have dinner is a holy law, to whom sleep is most dear.

She hit the corner of the pillow and lost consciousness.

Lack of sleep undermines strength and tires the mind.

Today, instead of Good morning”, my husband whispered in my ear: “When you give birth to a sister to our son, no one will be happier than me ...”

Dreams are invented so that we do not get bored in a dream. — Pierre Dac

If I went to bed earlier, then it was not online ...

When the soul dreams, it is the theater, the actors and the audience. — Joseph Addison

While the body is resting, often early morning, our brain can entertain itself with so-called "REM sleep".

The more strange the dream seems to us, the more deep meaning he carries.

Do you also dream up your ideal world before going to bed? 🙂

Some dreams are said to be other realities breaking through into our consciousness. Maybe it was like that somewhere.

Dreams are like a lottery: you never know what will happen to you.

There is no better sleeping pill than a good night message from someone whose thoughts keep you awake.

When trying to sleep: 15% trying to sleep, 85% counting how long you will sleep if you fall asleep right now.

Sleep loves girls, he's out of tune with the clock!

And you, too, when you go to bed, cover your legs completely so that no one grabs her ???)))

So we have been meeting with her for several years now. Sometimes at the moment when we find each other in the labyrinth of dreams, someone out there drops a spoon on the floor, and we wake up. Little by little we came to terms with the sad truth - our friendship depends on very prosaic things. A spoonful at dawn could end our short meeting.

Dedicate half an hour every day to your grief and use that half hour to take a nap.

It is not a dream that is terrible, but its interpretation. – Alexander Klimov

Sleep fell upon me immediately, like a strangler exhausted by a long wait, hiding for several hours in the darkness of a bedroom with a pillow at the ready.

Who said to sleep with soft toy- is it childish? I absolutely disagree!!!

Sleeper, don't wake the sleeper.

In dreams of stupidity against the background of tenderness, it is not at all the same dreams as the same stupidity with longing for tenderness.

Let birds sing outside the window, let the whole world get on trains and go to work, let gigantic volcanoes erupt somewhere, and Israeli commandos level another Palestinian village to the ground - I will sleep like a dead man.

There are girls with whom they sleep ... and there are those who act ...

I like to sleep. My life tends to fall apart when I wake up, you know.

Every dream ends with the need to get out of bed.

I was pretty sure Tristen was dreaming of Becca. Yes, they were terrible dreams. But that evening, I envied my girlfriend even because she appeared to him in nightmares. But will I ever dream of someone, even in a pleasant dream, even in a nightmare?

Sleep is the most distant country that exists in the world.

You know, it's so hard to fall asleep when that's exactly what you're supposed to do.

Fatigue is the best pillow. - Benjamin Franklin

In reality, we are sleeping. This is reality.

Everything that exists is a dream; everything that is not a dream does not exist.

The one who sleeps alone sleeps faster.

People are in a dream. It seems to them that they love, but in fact they are only playing at love. They are convinced that they are kind, but in fact they have hard hearts. They eat hamburgers, read comics, watch blockbusters and are sure that this is life. People are in a dream. Someone has to wake them up!

When the doctors prescribed another drug for me, they warned me that he had side effect: too vivid crazy dreams. But to be honest, I didn't notice a difference.

Owls are people who go to bed late and don't wake up until noon. As for larks, they go to bed early and get up early, but at the same time they also sleep until dinner.

To share dreams with you, yes it would be something to share.

Each of us has two minds: sleeping and awake. Our waking mind is what thinks, speaks and draws conclusions. But the sleeping mind is much more powerful: it penetrates deep into the heart of things. This is the part of us that dreams. She remembers everything, she gives us intuition.

In sleep and love, nothing is impossible.

He dreamed of a grandmother who died when Pevunov was seven years old. He could not remember her, and she appeared not as an image, but as a feeling. Grandmother hugged him with airy arms and lightly nibbled on his shoulder. She was laughing and for some reason in splashes of whitish foam. He asked what kind of foam was on it, and the grandmother, bursting into a bell, answered that it was not foam, but a wedding dress ...

In our dreams we always have one foot in childhood.

Sleep is a hotel for tired minds, in which every conceivable and unimaginable service is provided free of charge.

I'm a star in bed... legs, arms spread out and sleep! And if I also spread my fingers, then in general a snowflake!

Day without quarrels - deep sleep.

This will not happen in nightmare- So empty both in the soul and in the purse ...

Life and sleep are one and the same. – Schopenhauer

Many people allow themselves this in a dream, for which they are ashamed all day later.

Because no one ever lies in their sleep.

Tell me who you're sleeping with and I'll tell you who you're dreaming of. – Stanislav Jerzy Lec

You go to bed at 21:00 at kindergarten- you are cool, at school - you are a sucker, at the institute - you are a hero.

Sometimes I think I woke up in the wrong world...

There are no rules in a dream, people can fly, anything can happen, then you start to wake up and realize what kind of world surrounds you, but the dream still continues, you think that you can fly, but you already understand that you should not do this. Serial killers live their whole lives in this state - somewhere between dream and reality.

Sweet dryhliks) I went to bed and I’ll get up! Plush, follow me!

The king, having fallen asleep, loses his crown, as a husband loses his wife. Dreams are cruel... No matter how good you feel in them, you have to wake up.

Death is the thing that makes everyone dismiss the nurses, and this despite the fact that we spend a third of our lives sleeping ... The British consider it harmful to heat the bedrooms and therefore sleep in warm underwear under a lot of blankets, preheating the bed with the help of heating pads. England is the only country where people don't undress at night, but dress up.

It's amazing how even the most vile men become inexpressibly charming and defenseless, as soon as they fall asleep.

What do I think about when I'm not sleeping? Nothing! … That I don’t want to upset my mother…

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Insomnia is the inability to shut your brain...

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Hello insomnia...

For the hundredth time, I look at my watch.
The nights are long minutes.
This is the time of empty darkness.
Loneliness gnaws so terribly ...

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Damn why when the evil nifiga can not sleep! (((

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When the night falls, there is always something to think about ...

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Did you know that when you are spinning on the bed and cannot fall asleep for a long time, someone is dreaming about you?

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Another a sleepless night… dark circles under the eyes, lethargy, fatigue, complete indifference, but in all this you are ... a strange feeling of hatred and love ...

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Insomnia flaps its wings in the window, can’t sleep, can’t sleep ... I wouldn’t sleep.

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Love deprives a person of sleep, but also deprives him of love, because he ceases to belong to himself!

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The Swedes have a new remedy for insomniacs. This is a CD with a record of the score - from one to one hundred. It would seem, what's new here? But no! The entry is in Finnish! You lie to yourself - and in the dark you whisper in your ear - “Yuksi, kaksi ...”

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Suffering from insomnia? Get a s**t!

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Bitches at the moment of insomnia do not represent lambs jumping over the fence, but running goats, at which they shoot from any object available to them ...

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Loneliness, like a prophecy, like insomnia in my eyes...

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He wished good night and ... went into insomnia.

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Can't sleep... I'll go open his page, count the sheep...)))

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We urgently need to make friends in Kamchatka - how I have insomnia - all virtual world extinct.

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Are you trying to sleep? Hello, A THOUSAND AND ONE thought...

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Every night, by one o'clock, insomnia crawls out of my bedside table, and begins to conduct some ridiculous monologues with me.

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Insomnia does not interfere with sleep so much as it makes you think.

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The heart is so afraid of parting. At night - damn insomnia ... Being with you is just one desire ... But I'm nobody ... just your LOVE ...

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And the sponsor of my insomnia is x * nya in my head. X * nya in my head - always with me !!!)))

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Most deep dream in human conscience, constant insomnia - in stupidity.

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He was not guilty of anything, but he was tortured by insomnia.

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Say insomnia... and I'll tell you so... A bottle of whiskey under the tongue... and you sleep... like a log!!!:)))

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Share your insomnia with a neighbor!

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Insomnia is laziness, coffee, the Internet and that other series you need to watch.)))

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Insomnia is a generator of thoughts.

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At night I sleep with open eyes, this is not insomnia - this is the calculation of your breath.

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Who is "sleep" and why is it not in my eye?

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Damn insomnia, terrible headache, + sincere, nerves are not to hell and just life f*ck!

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If you do not sleep for three days in a row, you can see dreams in reality ...

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Insomnia tormented the ghoul ...

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Insomnia is harmful to health, and drowsiness is harmful to life.

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I came up with a description of the state in the morning after insomnia - I went to Kherson ...

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He is your illusion, he is insomnia Without starting, this story will end!

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- I dream of you…
- ... And you are my insomnia.

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I suffered from insomnia for a long time until I found out what the INTERNET is, now I have chronic sleep deprivation.

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And I tell you that God also knows sleepless nights.

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Insomnia… Who is this? And what did she come for, looking at the night?

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Hello, I am the night, and we thought with your past here ... In general, you will not sleep tonight

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On Saturdays after twelve, I have only two conditions - insomnia and shamelessness.

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Insomnia - a long jump into the abyss of the night)

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Every night, at twelve, insomnia crawls out of my nightstand and begins to conduct some ridiculous monologues with me.

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Is life a dream? Is it more often insomnia?

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One less illusion - one more wrinkle.

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In the blood - cognac and nicotine. In the head - thoughts and insomnia. I promise it will all be over soon.

Statuses about insomnia

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Love wins everything
Let us also submit to its power.
Virgil

Love is a word that reveals more and more new meanings. And every day they change.
Anna Steel ...
Strong as death, love;
fierce, like hell, jealousy;
her arrows are arrows of fire.
Song of Songs (ch ... 8, st ... 6) ...
We know that love is as strong as death; but fragile as glass.
G.

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Quotes and aphorisms about sleep

To wake up kind and affectionate, you need to fall asleep happy and satisfied!

And you can fall asleep happy and satisfied only with your loved one!

The time it takes for anyone to really get enough sleep is five minutes more.

Well, this, of course, if he did not go to bed at 5 in the morning, otherwise it would take not 5 minutes, but another 5 hours ...)

Healthy sleep lengthens life and reduces working time.

The night is for sleeping, not for working.

The quality of sleep depends not so much on what we sleep on, but on who we are awake with ...

The main thing is that the evening wakefulness should not be with papers at work ...)

Whoever went to bed early and got up early in the morning will be healthy, rich and wise.

Everyone, I'm going to bed early tonight!

Sleep is a state of omnipotence.

In a dream, we can do everything, we even manage to rule the Universe ...)

Sleep is a little vacation.

Only vacation once a year, and sleep every day.

If sleeping, hugging, is uncomfortable, then next to you is simply the wrong person!

With your loved one, you will be comfortable even on a single bed!

Lack of sleep is not a problem. The problem is when you don't know why you wake up in the morning.

It's not enough just to wake up, you need to know why you're doing it...

Sleep is the only time we are free. In sleep, we allow our thoughts to do what they want.

Quotes About Insomnia

Boundless fatigue gave rise to insomnia, and insomnia gave birth to melancholy.

At night, when you can’t sleep, you are overwhelmed by fears and sad thoughts…

Who would have thought that insomnia breeds geniuses?

And for me, nightly discoveries do not inspire confidence, in order to think, there is a day ...

I do not sleep for days, then to sleep for days, and, waking up, again do not sleep for days.

And then, probably, you go angry and throw yourself at everyone?)

Can't sleep... I'll go open his page, count the sheep...

Look, otherwise you will be upset, sheep can turn out to be beautiful ...)

Insomnia doesn't interfere with sleep so much as it makes you think...

I don’t feel like thinking during the day, but when it’s time for sleep, hello thousands of thoughts ...)

We spent a sleepless night together - I and KOMAR. He drank and sang all night, and I applauded him ...

Mosquitoes are omnipotent: although they are small, they can make even the biggest people stay awake ...)

If you have an important day tomorrow and you need to get enough sleep to be fresh, like a May rose, you are guaranteed insomnia!

Insomnia, apparently, in friendship with the law of meanness ...)))

The main thing in the diet is sleep ... I didn’t fall asleep in time - that’s all .... overeat!

So, why does everyone who loses weight go to bed at 6 pm?)))

Grandmother could not sleep on the train, and the neighbors in the compartment woke up in knitted socks and hats.

It’s good that it was Grandma who couldn’t fall asleep ...

Still, insomnia is a pretty shameless lady! Not to myself - not to people!

Well, why is she immediately shameless, during the day you had no time to think, so she gives you time to think at night.

Insomnia is the contemplation of the stars in the night depth of your soul.

When you can't sleep, you start to understand yourself.

funny statuses

Before pregnancy, I slept on my stomach! During pregnancy - on the side! After the birth of a child, I can sleep even standing up!

With the birth of a child, mothers can only dream of sleep ...)

The father puts his daughter to bed. Half an hour later, mom looks into the room:
- Well, how? Sleeping?
- Yes, mom, sleeping.

The child knows how to put to sleep properly..)

If you are carried all the time in your arms, showered with flowers and given diamonds - wake up, otherwise you will be late for work!

A dream is a great opportunity to visit a fairy tale, become an oligarch or his wife ...)

Children's sleep is very beneficial for nervous system parents!

A sleeping child is a reason to sleep too, not to wash, clean or cook ...)

At any incomprehensible situation- Get some sleep.

Then I have to go to work only to sleep)))

Guaranteed strong and healthy morning sleep is the alarm you forgot to set.

Wouldn't that be a guarantee of getting fired?)

I can give and sacrifice everything except 10 minutes of sleep on a Monday morning...

Yes, what is there to dissemble, every day I can give everything except 10 minutes of sleep)

An extra 10 minutes of sleep in the morning is worth an hour on the Internet in the evening!

If you didn’t get enough sleep, then you didn’t leave Odnoklassniki or Kontakt on time ...)))

How do you feel about nightlife?
- Very well.
- What do you prefer: bars, restaurants, casinos, discos?
- I prefer to sleep soundly.

You know, in my dreams life is much more interesting than in your clubs...)

Healthy and sound sleep is a guarantee wellness and high spirits. In order to get enough sleep, you need to go to bed in the evening, and not late at night.

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Cool statuses - I'm sleeping

Splunimagus.

I’m sleeping… I’ll wake up from the kiss of the handsome prince… I’ll probably sleep forever…

Comp on download, I'm in hibernation.

The mosquito that flew into my room at 5 am almost drove me to suicide.

Cocktail "Night asshole": 50 grams of sleeping pills, 50 grams of laxative.

Sleeping… Sleeping… Spl… Sp… Hrrrrrrrr!!!

Don't wake me up. I'm at work…

I sleep when there is nothing to do.

Raise my eyelids...

Every morning I play leading role in the fantastic thriller Sleep in 5 Minutes.

I'm not lazy, I just save more energy.

Woke up, ate, and now back to sleep.

Of course, I can conquer the whole world, but alas .. I'm already in my pajamas.

We have an old love with the bed. We are perfect for each other. But the alarm clock does not like that we are together. Jealous cuckold!

Difficulty getting out of bed in the morning? Sleep standing.

Let the dwarf sleep... zadolbali, your mother!

I'm the best in bed, I can sleep for days ...

I went to sleep and I'll get up! Plush, follow me!

Nothing invigorates in the morning like the phrase: We overslept!!!

When I can't sleep, I count to 5, and sometimes to half past five.

Solving intractable problems, it is better to start with sound sleep.

I'm sleeping... join me.

It seems to me that I was created for sleep, and not for some kind of work!

To everyone who does not sleep, a big hello from the realm of dreams.

Sleeping on the subway, do not wear headphones, because you risk going to the depot ...

She hit the corner of the pillow and lost consciousness.

I sleep ... and my sleep is terrible !!!

I slept sleep and I will sleep with your girlfriend, signature-CAT!

Look for me in Podushkino or Odeykino...

I will definitely take over the world ... When I get enough sleep ...

Now good night from mom sounds like this: Daughter, it's late, turn off the computer.

Morning, well, what are you starting, you slept normally.

The magic of childhood: you fall asleep on the couch - you wake up in your bed.

I’m sleeping.. I’m sleeping… I’m sleeping….

I went into hibernation - as I wake up, I will answer !!!

There is a simple rule to get enough sleep - go to bed on the wrong day on which you wake up.

Village morning: Vasily, who did not want to get up early, moved the rooster an hour later with a felt boot!

The best rhyme for the word sleep is long.

5:50 am - ... class! I can still sleep... 6:50 - ... gotta get up... 6:57 - ... I get up on the count of three... One... two... 9:40 - fuck it!!!

Baiyu bayu bayu, do not write garbage to me, but write garbage, uncle babay will come and turn off your wi-fi.

I'm a star in bed... legs, arms spread out and sleep! And if I also spread my fingers, then in general a snowflake!

Eyes are closed - fairy tales begin.

Conscience found. I ask you to urgently pick up the lost one, otherwise the pancake interferes with sleep ...

Can't sleep.. can't sleep.. can't sleep.. hrrrr!

People who wake up every day at 7 am need to erect a monument - the figure of a man with huge bags under his eyes and with a sad face.

I fell asleep on the keyboard ... if I answer, then something is dreaming ...

You go to bed at 21:00 in kindergarten - you are cool, at school - you are a sucker, at the institute - you are a hero.

When falling asleep in a lesson, do not snore, for if you snore, you will wake up your neighbor ...

The phrase "go to bed early today" makes me go to bed later.

I sleep and saliva flows down the pillow ...

I decided to take care of myself and do exercises in the morning. She spread a blanket on the floor, lay down ... and fell asleep.

And I'll go to someone's dream today !!! I'll fool around.

Only our man can crawl home at 5 in the morning and set the alarm for 6 to go to work!

Did you know that if you fall asleep on a blue Chinese pillow, then in the morning you can wake up as an avatar.

I'm sleeping... no, I'm not sleeping... oh, I'm sleeping... AAA!!! Wake me up now!!!

Who gets up early, he wants to sleep all day!

Turn off the lights outside, I'll sleep.

I’m sleeping ... I don’t answer, it means I’m SLEEPING or I just don’t want to talk to you ...

A person spends 30% of his life in sleep. The remaining 70% he wants to sleep.

Wake up and go back to sleep, that's mine.

I'm a star in bed! I spread my arms and legs and sleep.

Who, besides me, regrets that I did not sleep during quiet hours in kindergarten?

As a child I fell asleep on the couch and woke up in bed, now I fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the floor.

I'm not sleeping, I'm just blinking slowly...

A man snores at night in order to protect his woman from a babayka.

In the morning, when I was driving my Ferrari, I was awakened by an alarm clock ...

Could you wake me up at 04:15, but for God's sake, be very careful and run right away ...

If your husband snores, gently turn his head. Until click.

Sleep is the only free pleasure we have left.

If something is on fire, wake up! And if it turns out that it doesn’t burn, then I’ll definitely set it on fire!

To avoid accidentally getting up on the wrong foot in the morning, just fall out of bed.

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All the best things happen in dreams...

Good night! good night I want to see a goat and an elephant! goat until midnight, elephant until morning! Good night to you, pleasant sleep!

Who is sleep and why do I always want it?

Hit the corner of the pillow and lost consciousness

Insomnia flaps its wings in the window, no knitting needle, no knitting needle, no knitting needle for me ...

What naughty children have become! While laying down, she fell asleep herself.

Every night, before falling asleep, I remember for a long time what I most want to forget ...

What do you believe in? - I believe? I believe that he still writes these statuses in contact to me ... Stupid ... Or maybe everything that happened was just a dream? WAKE UP then please.

Whoever can wake up a sleeping person is capable of any meanness.

I'm like a she-wolf, alone, alone with the moon...

At night we try to think about what we couldn't say during the day

I'm sleeping :) Write quietly, climb the page without noise!

The eyes are already sleeping, and the fingers are still typing ...

It was a bad idea to put a cactus next to the alarm clock...

Who gets up early gets everyone. My motto is four words: “You yourself do not sleep, wake up another!”

Sleep, my joy, sleep! Bend your legs behind your neck, cover your ears with your heels, what, uncomfortable, dear?

The time it takes for any person to sleep is 5 minutes more.

Baiyu bayu bayu, do not write me garbage, otherwise I will delete you, and I will shove everyone into ignorance ...

And again you can’t sleep, you sit alone, the light streams from the window into the street, maybe that’s enough, it’s time to go to bed? your own bed has been waiting for you for a long time

Sometimes alarm clocks help you wake up, but more often than not, they just get in the way...

When you sit at night, sticking into the monitor, the first sign that it's time to go to bed is when you want to eat.

Tired students are sleeping, books are sleeping ... Evil teachers are waiting for the guys with credits ... A harmful lecturer goes to bed so that we can dream at night ...

Men's snoring is conceived by nature so that a woman is not too upset that her husband did not come home to spend the night.

"Baby, why aren't you sleeping?" - Evil does not sleep!

Every dream ends with the need to get out of bed.

The more you sleep, the more you want.

I don't want to see him... that's why I don't sleep...

This law gets on your nerves, the snorer falls asleep first ...

Sleep is like a drug - I tried it once, but the habit is for life

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Status went to sleep...and so did I!)

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In bed, I am very diverse ... Every day I sleep in new pajamas!

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How do you need to want to sleep in order to doze off, closing your eyes tightly, while washing ...

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Call at 3 am - "Hello! Literature wakes up today ??"

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Gone for a new dream playlist...

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I'm slowly forgetting...

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I want to dream of a Unicorn, and not this ex-goat of mine .....

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Do not scare ostriches! The floor is concrete! Don't wake up! Damn it!

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Today at 09:00 am I made the discovery of the century! And at 09:30 the second eyelid opened!

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The one who wakes up early is a lark ... The one who goes to bed late is an owl ... And the one who goes to bed late and wakes up early is a crazy bird :)

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- Do you run in the morning? - Yes! Mostly around the house, with cries of bl @, overslept!

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Who, lying at the desk by the window, into which the sun is scorching, always turns over to "roast" evenly ..???

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I sleep. For all questions, contact me in a dream (sleep address zZzZzZ)

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Zapadlo when you sleep, you have such a cool dream and you have to get up without knowing how it ended.

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The mosquito lives for a day. It turns out that he spoiled my sleep for half my life. He's a bitch!

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I come home, I look at the dust. Give, I think, and I will lie down.

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I have a dream today: - We are sailing on a ship and suddenly there is a hole! Well, I plugged it, plugged it, and woke up the next morning - the floor of the blanket was in the ass.

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I can't sleep, well, let's count the sheep: Artem, Dima, Misha, Vova...

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My brain is fucking insidious! When I wake up from work, he shows me a dream about how I got up and went to this very work!

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I have so much to do that I'd rather go to bed.

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Healthy sleep not only lengthens life, but also shortens the working day.

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I went to bed yesterday again today.

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I was going to do exercises in the morning, lay down on the floor and fell asleep.

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Sleep, my joy, sleep, bend your legs behind your neck, close your ears with your heels. What, uncomfortable, dear?

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Slept alone... Frozen!!!

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Who is sleeping? Who is dead? Who is blue? No, no, I'm fine!

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For me, the sound of an alarm clock is like a shot ... - I'm lying like a log))))))

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They raised it, but forgot to wake it up ...

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Today I dreamed that my husband was snoring ... I wake up in the morning, everything is fine ... not married!

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Can't sleep.... can't sleep.... can't sleep.... OH! At least not sleep..)

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Life has become a day shorter, no s*x, good night...

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I didn't close my legs all night...

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You ask me what I love more - you or sleep - and I won't say anything, because I'm dreaming.

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I slept for 12 hours and didn't get enough sleep. Hmm... I'm so insatiable in bed.

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Each person had such a dream that one could gladly change to reality and never wake up.

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Night. The apartment is asleep. The cat is waking up...

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So, I went to bed, otherwise I would die of fatigue. fight next week? OK?

Statuses about sleep are cool