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The boy gave the girl 101 roses (100 real and 1 artificial) and said: “I will love you until the last one withers..
Your love, like rose petals, filled my heart! Happy Valentine's day!
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St. Valentine's Day came up with homeless ivy toys to finally find a home =)
Love is when there are 365 Valentine's Days in a year :)
St. Valentine's Day. Pharmacy. -Hello. - Finished...
Your love, like rose petals, filled my heart! Happy Valentine's day!
On Valentine's Day - no need to think - you need to act !!
Everyone celebrates Valentine's Day, and I'm 14 days before the start of spring ...)))
You need to love and appreciate a person not on St. Valentine's Day, but 365 days a year ...
Valentine's Day is coming... Valentines, hearts, sweets, kisses, dates...
I wish everyone on Valentine's Day .. to receive declarations of love from those who really love you ... and meet the only one whom you love ...
Valentine's Day was great) I was with my boyfriend. everything is as it should be gifts) but I really wanted to see you Dima, you can't even imagine) I still love you
Valentine's Day is coming - a holiday of passion and fire. Don't forget to congratulate ONE ME on Valentine's Day!!
Girl, do you have valentines with the inscription "to my only"? - There is! — Give me 16 pieces.
A selection of the best statuses for Valentine's Day. Beautiful romantic statuses for Valentine's Day. Cool statuses for February 14
I love you! Most in the world!!! You are my most beautiful and best girl in my life ... ”- on Valentine's Day, the mirror told me.
Love cannot be "Download" or "Copy", and in the heat of the moment it can be "Delete", "Block", "Format", but love can be "Save" ...
Valentine's card ... some kind of paper painted, in the shape of a heart ... because of this piece of paper I am happy and have been with him for almost two years ...
I want love like baby shampoo: no tears!
My heart was stolen by you... Take it, I'm not a greedy man! Happy Valentine's Day!
I will love you with cement effect! I will fill you with my love from head to toe, and over time it will only grow stronger! It remains only to find you ...
You live in my heart. You live in my thoughts. You live in my soul. When will you pay rent? :)
Everyone celebrates Valentine's Day, and I'm 14 days before the start of spring
I love to love my beloved, I love to be his beloved!
And even a million million of the most beautiful statuses will not tell you how much I love you!!!
Love is when there are 365 Valentine's Days in a year
I like her, and no one will guess who this is dedicated to!
Each of us is an angel, but with only one wing. And we can only fly by embracing each other...
Love has come ... Holidays at the mind ...
I so want to hear from you only 3 words ... Only 10 letters ...
Call an ambulance"! Cupid just shot me!!!
Don't be upset if you don't have a soul mate, God looks at you and says "I'm saving this girl for someone special"
I'll be my own Valentine because I'm awesome!
Please love and don't complain!
I will celebrate Valentine's Day in a wonderful company: me and me.
God created man first, and then he had a great idea.
Bake a heart cake, buy Raffaello and champagne... and eat it all myself
On Valentine's Day, I got drunk like a brute. All further garbage passed without me!
On Valentine's Day, a woman will either receive a gift from a man, or will nag him for not receiving a gift. But in both cases, she will enjoy.
Valentine's Day is a celebration of passion and fire. Do not forget to congratulate ONE ME on this holiday !!
Girl, do you have "valentines" with the inscription "to my only"? - There is! Give me 20 pieces...
Love is not in status… Love is in the heart!
On Valentine's Day, a woman will either receive a gift from a man, or will nag him for not receiving a gift. But in both cases, she will enjoy.
Looking for a love for Valentine's Day. I will be your fairy tale. I will accept a gift, gobble up all the pies in the cafe and disappear in a fabulous way ...
Statuses for Valentine's Day - February 14: Your love, like rose petals, filled my heart! Happy Valentine's day!
You are not like everyone else! -Why do you say that? -Understood when I went to ICQ on February 14th. The entire list had the status "Heart" and only you had "Toilet paper".
You came into my life and I don't want to let you go now.
St. Day Valentina broke everyone in pairs ... But he just broke me.
I have nothing against St. Valentine's Day, but, in my opinion, a reason is not needed for the main words. Give love to your significant other throughout your life, not just one day a year.
On February 14, I’ll turn off the phone. I won’t come to school, I won’t go on the Internet .. I’m sure no one will look for me ..
February 14: Japan - Naked Men's Day. USA - Condom Day. Germany - Day of the mentally ill, and in Russia - Valentine's Day!
Your name is whispered by the music of the rain, your name drops the sky with drops, only the sky, only the rain understands how my heart misses you!!!
Let Valentine's Day be the best day ever to confess your love to your loved one - that is, to me!
Let the ice from the cheerful Valentine melt in your heart!
The kindest and most magical, the most wonderful and healing, the most affectionate and sweetest, the sweetest and most beautiful, the coolest and real, the coolest, virtual, the most super moments and wonderful moods!
Fate decides who we meet, but you decide who will remain in your heart ... my love, thank you for choosing me!
Even though it's cold and blizzard outside... We know how to warm each other... Happy Valentine's Day!
Keep those feelings that inspired, never part, I wish you to love as you love now - always.
Statuses for Valentine's Day - February 14: Dear soulmate! ... I want to remind you that February 14 is coming soon ... Where are you?
I wish you success and happiness, I give you a memory card, I send greetings from the bottom of my heart, "I love you," I tell you.
On February 14, I sent a Valentine to Sveta. But she did not understand that it was from me and began to pester all the guys in the group! Now I'm afraid that she will figure me out and I will have to date such a fool!
There is only one day in the year: the holiday of the feeling of light. May Valentine fulfill all your cherished dreams!
Valentine's Day I will meet in the company of me and ... me.
On February 14, the girls will be divided into two types: some will roar and thump, while others will take pictures of their bouquets.
14th - Valentine, 15th - not Valentine. Who cares? The main thing is that there is someone who makes you happy every day ... :*
Not complicated, even very simple, Half-forgotten old toast: "Let Hope, Faith and Love be with us again and again!"
How many bright colors in life: the sun, music, flowers! In this world, everything is like in a fairy tale, Because you are in it!
February 14 is coming soon... to give to your loved one... perhaps it's time to say that soon he will become a daddy!
Valentine's Day is coming soon... There won't be many postcards, it's obvious...
No one to give love on February 14? You apparently forgot about the most important person - about the one who gave birth to you and was there when you were sick.
I wish everyone on Valentine's Day .. to receive declarations of love from those who really love you ... and meet the one you love ...
I wish you sex, affection and intimacy - on Valentine's Day
The best statuses about Valentine's Day
I read in the poll: “February 14 is coming soon. Do you have a favorite half? The question is certainly interesting. And what happens also unloved half? And how many halves does a normal person have?
The question makes me laugh so much: “Do you have a soulmate?” The incomparable Faina Ranevskaya once said: “The brain, the ass and the pill have a soul mate. And I’m whole from the beginning.”
I wish you to be loved on Valentine's Day, so that the bed would not break when they congratulate you!
Hello! I love you, I can’t keep it in myself and torment us both, I feel bad, I suffer, I, in general, can’t imagine my life without you. You are the meaning of my life ... the squirrel said to the nut and ate it, send it to everyone, let them rejoice!))) At least until you read it to the end! Happy Valentine's Day!
Two boots, a skirt, trousers, a tie and tights flew into the corner. Somewhere there, in the pocket of a "valentine" ... I wrote in vain! Enough vodka!
Happy Valentine! I wish you violent sex, to break away, somersault, the main thing is to protect yourself! More money and sex, Happy Valentine's Day! :-)
On Valentine's Day, my love, give me a diamond, or give me a car, or a house, as an option. From me you will also have a gift, dear: I signed a Valentine card so that you are always with me!
More money and sex, Happy Valentine's Day! There will be money and intimacy, what for Valentine is needed!
Why does a citizen have a trouser leg protruding on Valentine's Day? No, he is not a maniac at all, he brings cognac to the department!
I wish you all love boundless, boundless! And in a new position, and in the usual! At the old dacha, in nature, in a new apartment, on an airplane! In Peugeot, Toyota, Merce! In short, good luck to everyone in sex!
On Valentine's Day, I love you so much, brute! With all this (God help me!) I hasten to congratulate you ... You bastard! And now it's done–finally, a kiss ... Happy holiday ... Scoundrel! And my heart you know–yours forever... Scoundrel!
For two days I went looking for a gift for my boyfriend on Valentine's Day. In the end, I didn't find anything. I freaked out and bought myself a bra.
On Valentine's Day I will bring from the store neither a pie nor sausages, but underpants with hearts!
I decided to talk seriously about the holidays with my wife: -Don't joke with that! On New Year's Eve, Santa Claus was in the closet, and who will be in February? Valentine?
I wanted to receive a gift from him. For Valentine's Day, he gave me a calendar with the inscription "Dreams come true!")))
What? Is Valentine's Day coming soon? Crap! I forgot to get a boyfriend again... - In such a cold weather, cars start with difficulty... and you're talking about guys...
Darling, I want a fur coat for February 14th. - You are my hostess, I'll go buy beets and herring.
Two women choose postcards for Valentine's Day. One of them says: -Look how beautiful "To my cat!" Should I buy my goat?
A knock on the door... -Who's there? -Open up, your drunk Valentine... has come... -God, Valya, is that you?!
For Valentine's Day, I have already bought a postcard with the inscription “To my only” five pieces. And I will give them to the only one, so that he knows that I love him alone!
On Valentine's Day, I wish you feelings of reciprocity and reciprocity of feelings!
The crisis of the financial market will overshadow even the day of lovers, so a valentine came from the bank: “Our beloved! Pay off the loan!
On February 14, I will lock myself up at home, turn off the Internet, turn on a snotty movie and I will die under the covers with a mug of cappuccino. And I'm sure none of my many friends will call and ask where I've gone. You even more so. Sadly.
On Valentine's Day, my mine turned sad.
On Valentine's Day and any other, I feel happy if you are with me!
In the ocean of bottomless feelings, we will drown with our heads, because Valentine's Day is yours and mine!
Valentine's Day is the best time to confess your feelings and, most importantly, find out if they are mutual.
Roof, bench, basement! Russian sex for those who dare! Valentine would be stunned!
Caramel - sweet, airy chocolate! And in the internet, I will give you, friends, hearts!
Happy Valentine's Day! Lots of money and intimacy! There will be money and intimacy - what for Valentine is needed!
On Valentine's Day, you came home drunk, all sullen, with a sour face, and I was waiting for you with a salary.
My dear, I congratulate only you on Valentine's Day, because I love you especially much, like no one, I never loved!
Let the ice from the cheerful Valentine melt in your heart!
That's honest! Tired of howling "February 14, and I'm alone." Yes, gather your friends, have a good time with them. Get drunk. Yes, and don't care that it's Monday.
Valentine's Day is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel bad!
The earth has only the sky, the night has only dreams, love has only wings, I have only you.
February 14 is Valentine's Day, happy couples congratulate each other and I'll go buy chocolate or Rafaello and give it to myself.
Yes, be loved and love yourself, and in summer and winter mope with love. So that there, on the transcendental kingdoms of the peaks, pray for you and Love, Valentine.
I heartily congratulate you on Valentine's Day, on the day of lovely eyes, lit up with love! Let sadness melt like a winter snowflake, help you with this - Valentine!
For everyone, February 14 means roses, sweets, plush toys, cards, kisses, and maybe even more. And for me, this day is like a day, just as simple and ordinary.
On Valentine's Day, since this is our holiday, congratulations and kisses many, many, many times!
Do you know why when kissing lovers close their eyes? Because tenderness and love come to their eyelids with small legs.
On Valentine's Day, I drank like a beast. All further garbage passed without me!
Happy Valentine! I wish you cool sex, know in February frosts, violent sex is more expensive than roses!
St. Day Valentina broke everyone into pairs. And it just broke me.
I dream of you alone, and I'm used to my dreams. I'm melting next to you, like a snowman under the sun. Happy Valentine's Day dear!
In Russia, it's time to rename the Catholic holiday - St. Valentine on the Day of the Chelyabinsk meteorite and give each other pebbles.
Sending Valentines, I wish you all love.
Happy day to all lovers and all lovers!
Do an experiment. Write SMS: “I want you!”, February 14 sent this message to all the female names on the phone and by the number of slaps received, understand how unpopular you are!
No one to give love on February 14? You apparently forgot about the most important person - about the one who gave birth to you and was there when you were sick.
I don’t know about you, but on February 14 my friends and I buy a liter of martini and pour it out for three. There is simply nothing to celebrate.
Your love, like rose petals, filled my heart! Happy Valentine's day!
For you, you are my happiness, I would fly into space. Only now I would not want to leave you on Earth!
Happy Valentine's Day, I congratulate you, and I want that on your road, there is no end, no edge for happy and joyful days.
The fly stomps with its paws, that's an infection, it wants a lot! The cat lifted its tail with a pipe - it is not enough to see it today. Hedgehog and hedgehog rustle, all in needles, but they want to. Everyone in the world crave intimacy! Happy St. Valentine!
The 14th of February. I hope that there will be more people who will enjoy this day than those who will listen to music and say "It's just a day."
On Valentine's Day, you want to fall in love, well, if there is no love, then get drunk.
Beautiful statuses for Valentine's Day
February 14 is Condom Day in the USA, Naked Man Day in Japan, Valentine's Day in England, and Mental Illness Day in Germany. In general, February 14th is World Computer Day.
I wish you sex and intimacy on Valentine's Day!
This will be the first February 14th that I will meet with a live guy. How to behave? Disconnect it from the battery?
Valentin or Anastasy, if only we had a reason, it doesn’t matter what holiday it is, as long as someone pours it.
I can't wait for February 14, I'll get ready and get drunk and go look for my soul mate, wherever you hide, hold on!
On Valentine's Day I will bring from the store neither a pie nor sausages, but shorts with hearts!
I don't need expensive gifts for February 14th. To hear from you for the first time: "I love you!" will be the most amazing and expensive thing you can give me!
Happy Valentine's Day to all your loved ones! Those who love and love, whose love we keep in our hearts!
Pharmacy on Valentine's Day: - Hello. - Finished.
I wish you to be loved on Valentine's Day, so that the bed would not break when they congratulate you.
Happy Valentine's Day, despite the snow and blizzard. Saint Valentine, I know, will freeze us to each other!
Happy Valentine's Day and not a day without intimacy! To have someone to wake up, touch, smile with! To have someone to be sad with, someone to share love with!
I will lay the fields for lovers,
Let them sing in a dream and in reality!
I breathe - and that means I love
I love - and therefore I live!
You are my sunshine, happiness, soul! Only with you life is good - on Valentine's Day I will repeat to you: I love you very much!
Love is not something when a beautiful bouquet of roses is brought to you on February 14 and you smell it. True love is when you are told every day about the price of gasoline and you listen to it carefully.
I don’t need valentines, don’t write me poetry, give me boots, a fur coat, a hat and perfume.
The 14th of February. I will sit at the computer with a cup of tea. Since this is the only thing that will warm me on this day.
Why does a citizen have a trouser leg protruding on Valentine's Day? No, he is not a maniac at all, he brings cognac to the department!
Not only on Valentine's Day, but always love, regardless of the year.
I congratulate you on Valentine's Day and with all my heart I wish that the pug does not grow old, that the pussy does not get sick, that the boobs stick out, that the men scream after them!
On the 14th, there will be a day when the women are divided into three types. Some will roar and thump, the second will take pictures of their bouquets and teddy bears, and the third will be wives.
Happy Valentine's Day!
More money and sex!
There will be money and intimacy
Fuck need Valentine!
On Valentine's Day, let the magician Valentine
Illuminate with great love lovely women and men,
Bonus will provide - happiness!
Not for five minutes, for a century.
And give a valentine
Empty loved one!
But I want to dedicate this status to all the cool women who, like me, will celebrate alone on St. Valentine's Day, sit at home with a chocolate bar and a mug of tea.
The 14th of February. Some single girls say that they don't need anyone and the holiday is nonsense. And I really want to be told that day, “You know, I love you so much.”
